It seems that sometimes, no matter what the location or
who might be watching, some people just cannot stop the urge to
fornicate.
So on the back of an amorous couple in Russia, we take a look at some for the other random 'outdoor encounters'.
Outside a nightclub
Shocking photographs emerged this month showing two couples having sex outside a Dublin nightclub. Two scantily clad girls were pictured sitting on boys’ laps in a car park as stunned revellers looked on. The
jaw-dropping snap went viral, with many people posting their disgust
online, but police said they were not investigating the new lewd acts.
Next to a cash machine
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A couple were caught having sex inside a bank foyer next to the ATM machine
Police in Spain caught this amorous couple in a bank in the northern town of Oveiedo.
Apart from their socks, they were naked during their tryst as people took pictures of them in the act.
A police spokesman said: "They stripped right off for it. This wasn't just a quick fumble."
Newcastle city wall
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Randy pair caught having a romp on Newcastle's City wall
A randy couple who indulged in a spot of sex atop a city fortification was captured on video. A picture of their (very) brief encounter went viral after it was posted on Twitter. The frisky duo's blink-and-you'll-miss-it dangerous liaison took place on top of Newcastle's city wall.
Couldn't quite make it home
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Catherine Hughes and Kevin Naylor at Shrewsbury Magistrates Court
Kevin Naylor, 25, and girlfriend Catherine Hughes, 19, were caught in the act just metres from their home in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, after they returned home from the pub. The romp was captured by CCTV operators in the town centre, who alerted officers and the red-faced couple were arrested. However,
the case took a twist when a police control room employee was arrested
on suspicion of downloading the steamy CCTV footage on to his mobile
phone.
Sussex Beach
Caters
A Blonde woman and man having sex on Brighton beach
A couple were arrested after brazenly having sex on a beach in broad daylight in front of gobsmacked parents and children.
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Middle Ward, Windsor Castle over the Moat Garden. (Photo by: Universal
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A randy Norweigan man was caught having sex with his girlfriend while driving at 100mph. Traffic
police clocked the couple's silver Mazda 323 racing at 133 kilometres
per hour in a 100 zone and realised they were doing a bit more than
breaking the speed limit. "It was veering from one side to the
other because the woman was sitting on the man's lap while he was
driving and doing the act, shall we say," said Tor Stein Hagen, a
superintendent with Soendre Buskerund district police.
At a tram stop
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Croydon tram
A naked couple caught having sex at a tram stop in romantic Croydon were ordered to move on when they were caught live on CCTV. Despite the operator's pleas for them to get dressed and desist, the woman of 29 and her boyfriend aged 17 brazenly carried on. British
Transport Police officers had to drive out to arrest the pair and bed
them down overnight in cells - separately - before releasing them with
cautions the next day.
In a phonebox
Sex in Phone box
One couple took more than the law into their own hands - with a
40 minute phone box romp in full-on view right by Brighton JPs' court
in 2008. A passer-by said: "They didn't care who saw." Judge holding gavel in courtroom
In court
Judge Donald Thompson was jailed after being found guilty of using a penis pump while he was presiding over cases. According
to witnesses at his 2006 trial in Oklahoma, he used the sex aid when
cases were either incredibly boring or really sexy – you know how it is
with murder trials. He was banged up for four years and disbarred.
In church
A couple in Cesena, Italy,
put a whole new spin on worship when they 'took communion' in the
confessional booth during morning mass. The police were called
after members of the congregation heard ‘grunts and moans’. The couple –
who were drunk – were cautioned for obscene acts and disturbing a
religious function, which ‘religious function’ was disturbed we ask?
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Dutch Police car
On a police car
For some people
having sex in public just isn’t daring enough and they must take it that
extra mile by, for instance, having sex on a police car. But not just
any old cop car - one that has bobbies in it. A randy Dutch couple
– known for their clogs and proclivity to fornicate in full view of
emergency service personnel - decided the bonnet was the place to bonk
and say they didn’t notice the two cops sitting in the car (eating
donuts and watching, no doubt). The police got out of their car
and politely asked the couple to stop and go somewhere else, as the law
doesn't specifically prohibit people from having sex on top of a cop car
but does state that police officers need to be available for duty. National Transportation Safety Board logo
In the cockpit
In 1916, the
first recorded case of mile-high sex resulted in a plane crash –
probably because it was the pilot who was immersed in the action. Is
this why it’s called the cockpit? The National Transportation
Safety Board has also attributed one fatal accident to a pilot being
distracted by extra-curricular activities noting that she made an
“improper in-flight decision to divert her attention to other activities
not related to the conduct of the flight”. Clear evidence that
while joining the mile high club may be fun it’s not such a great idea
if you’re in charge of keeping the plane up. French Couple having sex in a bank
In a bank
The French are well known
for their sexual passion and one couple just couldn’t hold back when
they found themselves alone in the bank. The duo was caught by a group of teenagers armed with a mobile phone across the street. Be warned, the video is explicit, but the woman’s reaction when she realised she’s been sprung is priceless. She faints. Crane on construction site
On a crane
Have you ever looked at a
crane and thought: ‘Phwoar, I’d really like to get down on that’?
Thought not. But Florida couple Justin Dunn and Nicole Albert climbed up
on a crane in broad daylight to bump and grind. The couple got
off with just a warning, as Dunn's father owned the crane and it was
private property. They were told to try to be more discrete in the
future.
In jail
In Boston Legal lawyers are
prone to frenzied expressions of affection on the law books so perhaps
we should expect high jinks of a David E. Kelly kind in real life. Prison
tends to evoke unfortunate images best left untouched but nothing as
outrageous as a Seattle public defender getting caught having sexual
relations with a triple-murder defendant she was representing.
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Railway tracks
On train tracks
In 2008 a couple in South Africa decided that having sex in the path of a fast-moving train was a good idea... When
the train pulled into the station and the conductor shouted out the
window for the couple to move they decided to finish off rather than
save their own lives. Henry Hoover
With inanimate objects
Some people
have just got to take it where they can get it and examining the
evidence it seems that sex with inanimate objects is more prevalent than
you might imagine. In March 2008 an American man faced indecency charges after allegedly being filmed having sex with a picnic table. Police say Art Price Jr was seen copulating with furniture on four separate mornings and a neighbour recorded it for evidence. The
neighbour, who remained anonymous, said he saw Mr Price in his garden
turning over a round metal table before performing a sex act upon it. Local
Police Captain Matt Johnson said: "He was completely nude. He would use
the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table." In November 2007 a ‘cycle-sexualist’ was caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bike. The
51-year-old was ‘riding it’ when he opened his door to a hostel cleaner
and asked “What is it, hen?” before continuing to “move his hips back
and forth as if to simulate sex.”
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side profile close-up of a couple kissing in the backseat of a car
In a car park
A car park isn’t a
particularly unusual place to find a copulating couple but in November
2008 two love cheats were exposed in Scotland when they “got carried
away”. Gillian Stalker and John McDougall denied 'dogging' after
having sex in a car and moving the romp outside into the car park at
Irvine beach in Ayrshire. Gillian Stalker, 40, said she was aware
of another man watching them from his car but denied police claims that
the area was busy with dog walkers and children and said neither she nor
her lover would normally have sex in public. The self-employed saleswoman told the court: "John and myself had engaged in some sexual activity in the car. "But as there was not much room, and also because it was a nice day, we decided to continue outside and in a public place." She
said she and McDougall did not take much notice of the man watching
them "as we were getting a bit carried away, as you do in a situation
like that".
That
hotbed of hormones is a well known breeding ground for dangerous sexual
liaisons but it’s not so controversial if two teachers get together on
campus, unless they do it in front of a security camera. That’s
exactly what one stupid, married principal in North Carolina did. Not
once, but many times with various women. He had the presence of mind to
do it behind closed doors but neglected to turn off, or avoid, the
security camera pointing directly at his desk. Video was later released forcing him and his co-stars to resign.
At work
One
quiet night in England a Polish contractor working late on a children’s
hospital decided the stress of the day was just too much and he needed
to relieve himself. There beneath him lay Henry, a vacuum cleaner with a
great big cartoon smile on its face. Who could possibly resist? A
passing security guard saw the man in flagrante and asked him to clean
himself, and the vacuum, up before leaving the premises.
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